Male-Female

 
Some languages like French or Spanish assign a gender to many objects.  You might not have known this since the English language does not, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.  Here are some examples:
 
 

FREEZER BAGS: 
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.



PHOTOCOPIERS: 
These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again.  They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons in the wrong order.


TIRES:
Tires are male, because they tend to go bald easily and are often over inflated.
 

HOT AIR BALLOONS: 
Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you usually have to light a fire under their butt.


SPONGES: 
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.


WEB PAGES: 
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.


TRAINS: 
Definitely male, because they use the same old lines for picking up people.



EGG TIMERS:
Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight tends to shift to the bottom.


HAMMERS: 
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.



THE REMOTE CONTROL:
Female. Ha!  You probably thought it would be male, but consider this:  It easily makes a man happy, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he keeps trying.